Proud to be English



Proud to be English when a nice bird of 25 offers you a cup of Tea while you are on your knees in the gutter covered in Grease & filling her flashy hairdressers in fashionable Hampton Court London with Petrol fumes, just after you've emptied the float Bowl straight out on the floor & forgot to shut the Petrol off at the Tank & muttering obscenities in both English & Swedish, while all these rock star wifeys & groupie type birds are going in & out getting Pampered in her Salon, with me looking like Alf Garnett trying to get my bike fixed , this really brought back a hope that i had almost lost, Thank you for knowing that Wars are won & Bikes Are Fixed on the Great British Cuppa.


2 comments:

Pete Stansfield said...

Beauty, tea rules.

MacGyver said...

Sounds epic, good to have met you, gonna send you wiring diagram of the magnetocoilpointsbatterydualplug, its a winner.
Stefan